Tuesday, May 20, 1997

Correspondence: May 20, 1997

To Director of Alumni Programs, The Paideia School

After two downsizings this decade, I have finally settled as Sales Assistant at the Jack Morton Company, a corporate communications firm with offices across the nation. (I’ve been through one acquisition since I’ve been here, but this time I made the cut.)

I have my own desk which is home to my own day planner, my own toys and my own phone with lots of buttons. It is distressing to look back and realize that I started my life as Calvin, but I have ended up as Dilbert.

I recently moved so I could be closer to work, I can’t get a date and I spend my spare time watching my hair turn white.