Thursday, October 6, 2005

Our Visitor

We have a guest in the office for a couple of days. An old guy who makes more bodily noises than anyone I’ve ever heard in the workplace. He makes the same noises I make after eating a big Thanksgiving dinner, but he makes them all the time.

Noises he makes:

Hup!
Hoop!
Uunngh!
Urp!
Aahhgh!
Hhuuhh!

He also talks loudly and refers to women as “gals.” I can’t take him much longer.

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